I need a change. Like a haircut or something. Or a new duvet cover. Or a tattoo. Or change my brand of tampons. Like something major, you know. Life altering.
Oh, I have an exam tomorrow I forgot about. What kind of person doesn't remember that they have a final exam? A me kind of person, that's who. I'm the worst student you could ever think of.
Oh, and it snowed today. Snow. In april.